Archive for the ‘Real Animals’ Category

Killer Jellyfish

Jelly “fish” are not actually fish, and don’t have a brain - implying they cannot feel pitty. They can become either male or female, depending on their mood. The species Turritopsis dohrnii is immortal, because when it becomes old,  it simply transforms to the child form. The Irukandji jellyfish can sting humans to death.  So [...]

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The Yeti Crab

This crab has hairy legs, like a Yeti.  Scientists discovered it in 2005, and gave it the name “Yeti Crab” or “Furry Lonster”.  Not much is known about it, apart from that lots of girls with long blonde hair have disappeared in the area it lives in.

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Sam the blind Chinese Crested dog

This little doggy is a former 3x World Record holder for the ugliest dog ever. You know how dogs are all cute when they are puppies, and when they get older, they get kind of uglier…..well sometimes your cute little puppy turns into THIS! So be carefull when you get your next dog. They just [...]

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Sea pig

This next strange animal on the menu,  is referred to as a sea pig.  Not too difficult to see why. They are part of a group of marine animals that inhabit the seafloor, and one of the reasons I don’t go deep sea diving. Ugly little creatures

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The Spookfish

Freaky Animals you say?
The Barreleye, also called spookfish, has eyes that rotate 360 degrees within its head. It can look in all directions (trough its transparent head) without moving its head. A bit like your boyfriend when you go out together to a club!

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Giant Isopod

The giant isopod looks like what would happen if you tried to wash your headlice out with radioactive shampoo. It crawls arround on the bottom of the ocean, and though it likes eating small invertebrates, it loves eating human.

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The Fangtooth

This other freaky animal is the Fangtooth an it has sharp fang-like teeth on its oversized mouth. It lives 16.000 feet below sea level (near to hell) and it eats things that fall from above, including murder victims.

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The Lymantrid Moth

The Lymantrid Moth is just a disturbing insect. It lays about 400 eggs, which then turn into small caterpillers, who are carried by the wind into various places, like underneath your bed, where they proceed to turn into these creatures and eat your fingers at night.

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Pre-Historic Shark

This pre-historic shark was discovered in Tokyo. This massive and extremely strange creature comes from an ancient line of eels, and it’s not known how it survived this long. It is known however, that if you see it swimming towards you, swim as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

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